Reality just admitted itself to a mental institution

Or how Pfizer is looking for Unicorns

https://www.covidvaccinestudy.com/singledose/

Yes. That is real. It is from the earliest capture from the Wayback Machine from 9/11, 2023. “Now is the time to rethink“ folks! When I first saw this page and read those few sentences, I needed to pinch myself. Nope. Not a dream.

So Pfizer is looking for people who did not get “vaccinated” against SARS-CoV2 yet. After three years of the their being drugs available. Three years of intense coercion to suck it up finally and get the jab. A couple of weeks after the president of the US giving medical advice on TV. I actually wonder, if Jill is going to take her husband advice and get the fall jab.

By the way, if you did not believe Unicorns exist, maybe you were just looking in the wrong spot? You know…. when you look for adult Unicorns, you may fall flat, since it is very likely that anyone, who did not take a shot in the last three years had good reasons to do so. But Pfizer has a way around that!

And again, no, your eyes are not lying to you. Pfizer actually thinks, that there are parents out there, that have been desperately waiting for their children to be old enough to be juiced up! Even though in the US babies as old as 6 months were already eligible to get juiced!

But this page keeps on giving. Take a look at the next statement.

What do you call these kinds of “studies“, where EVERYONE gets the experimental drug? I mean, I am not a scientist, so I am a little confused here. What are you going to get data-wise from this study? What are you going to look for? What are you going to compare it with?

To me that just sounds like someone really would like to see EVERYONE getting those modRNA/LNP injections. It is utter insanity. And I have not been able to find that study on www.clinicaltrials.gov… but that might just be me. It would have been helpful if Pfizer had decided to put a link to their study on clinicaltrials.gov…

Oh, and if you are wondering, my guess is that this new 1-dose-fits all approach is likely going to get Emergency Use Authorization… wait for it… exactly! EUA for when there is no emergency! Well don’t you know? Reality has been dispensed with! Sanity is not the state of mind you are supposed to be in, when thinking about all these things!

I mean even Pfizer shows cognitive dissonance in their news-slash/statement/Press Release from Monday, September 11, 2023 - 01:50pm.

NEW YORK & MAINZ, Germany--(BUSINESS WIRE)-- Pfizer Inc. (NYSE: PFE) and BioNTech SE (Nasdaq: BNTX) today announced that the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) approved the supplemental Biologics License Application (COMIRNATY 2023-2024 Formulation) for individuals 12 years and older and granted emergency use authorization for individuals 6 months through 11 years of age for the companies’ Omicron XBB.1.5-adapted monovalent COVID-19 vaccine. This season’s vaccine is indicated as a single dose for most individuals 5 years of age and older. Children under the age of 5 may be eligible to receive additional doses of this season’s vaccine if they have not already completed a three-dose series with previous formulations of a COVID-19 vaccine.

Yeah… right…. when does this stuff apply again? In an “emergency“ maybe? Really? We still have one? Are you sure?

declared termination of the federal government’s COVID-19 public health emergency as of May 11, 2023

Ah yes, see I was wrong, when I thought hat you can only get an Emergency Use Authorization, when there is an Emergency. Silly me! I really need to remember to think that you can get an Emergency Use Authorization after the Emergency has been terminated. That’s what I am supposed to do. And you too, btw!

Oh and do you remember that bivalent shit they have been pushing, that was so much better, because it had two spike variants for the price of one! According to the FDA, that is no longer the hot shit. Meaning it does not have EUA anymore. Rather short lived if you ask me. I mean FDA, are you really sure? How do you know this was not much, much better than that monovalent stuff you are now approving. Why not have a “mother-of-all“ mix of all the know variants? Would that not be fun to give to 6 month old babies and see how they “react“.

Are you sure you do not need to study this? Come one, you know you want to.

Needless to say: If you did not get any of those shots yet. Don’t get their shit now. Just my opinion as a non-medical professional…. I am just a professional human being and would like to see my fellow human beings not being experimented on, thank you very much.